Still Vertical

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STILL VERTICAL

Now my wife says she’s divorcin’ me. Claims I gave her an STD.

But I know the pool boy has it too, the neighbor and her best friend Sue.

So my job is movin’ overseas. No problem if I speak Chinese.

So guess I’ll be workin ‘Mickey Ds or maybe Chucky Cheese.

But I’m still vertical, yeah vertical. And I’m still vertical, yeah vertical.

Now some say I’d look good in stripes. The judge says I’m lookin’ at life.

But I don’t, I don’t really care, ‘cause can’t be any worse in there.

But I’m still vertical, yeah vertical. And I’m still vertical, yeah vertical.

So I will take what life hands out. Make no mistake, I’ll make it out.

Now marriage my daughter has arranged and here it gets a little strange.

They met on a farm last summer. He’s got four hooves and a big cucumber.

But I’m still vertical, yeah vertical,

And I’m still vertical, yeah vertical.

But I’m still vertical, yeah vertical.

And I’m still vertical, yeah vertical.